Was it some perverted spaceman?
Who did sow the seed of our discontent?
Some Uncle Jesse from the stars
giving Mrs Ape a little taste of Mars.
Maybe the source of our inherent tension,
Is just the result of some aerial intervention?
Perhaps we are result of some bestial union,
made vent by some cowboy from the stars.
So we are the result of a self-centred act,
of a spaceman who couldn’t keep it in his pants,
And so all you folks that are homophobic,
just you remember, If our spaceman was a gay?
We could have evolved in a natural way,
we could still be eating the big banana,
or maybe we would have become shit heads anyway,
I blame god myself, I’m sure he could have intervened…
